It's 2 a.m., do you know where your tarantula is?
IN MY BED, CLIMBING ALL OVER ME.
I'm so glad I brought a sleep sack.
And that I spent 10 minutes last night tracking the massive spider--of Viking size and mindset, appropriate for the setting; I'm pretty sure it was actually wearing horns and waving a little sword--and whomping the *%&#!! out of it.
Do modern guidebooks warn you about wildlife in cheap hotels? Because E5D does not.