You should not, under any circumstances, miss The Resi, Hasenheide 32, the famous Berlin nightspot where telephones and pneumatic message tubes connect each of the 200 tables in its cavernous ballroom. Women outnumber males here by three to one. If you're even only slightly better looking than Yogi Berra, you'll no sooner sit down than the tubes will go pow! pow! pow! carrying messages from the scores of Berlin femmes who spotted you the moment you entered.