Do not get into a creative mail competition with Jeff in Aurora, Colorado.
He's been sending me postcards and aerograms for a while, as I mentioned a few weeks ago. And after that shout-out, he responded with this:
Tube o' Mystery
Tear off the face to reveal the prize
A film canister impaled with a pen. And Scooby Doo has a message for you.
Wait. Really? There's a scroll in there? How long could it possibly be?
In the neighborhood of EIGHT FEET, ladies and gents. An eight-foot-long letter--or, as Jeff calls it, "Rollergram." (Trademark and patent pending, I'm sure.)
Take a bow, Jeff.
And to everyone else, including me: The creative correspondence gauntlet has been thrown down.